I wondered why I didn’t find any Easter eggs in my garden.
#EasterBunny #Easter #AmazingFacts #RubbishJoked #DadJokes
At the outdoor church service today, the pastor invited the kids to use sidewalk chalk to draw things that remind them of God.
My six year olds decided to trace each other and create a crime scene.
Having a child in your house is like having a sticky poltergeist. Fingerprints everywhere. Shit disappears and reappears at random times and places. Not to mention the odd, seemingly disembodied wailing
I’m afraid we’re on the brink of WW3 ( Wonder Woman 3 )
My hips? Compulsive liars.
Sorry I’m late to work! I died of cholera back in 1805
My only crime was love. And 6 different murders in 3 different states. Also some criminal mischief. Tbh it was a pretty rough week.
safety message: make your coffee before assisting others with their coffee
A duv-egg? In this economy?
What do we want?
Cheese.
When do we want it?
I already ate it.
Is this:
A. A blue shark
B. A leopard shark
C. A pelagic thresher
D. None of the above