It’s so magical how much rizz I got they call me the rizzard 🪄
can’t stop thinking about pink camo as a concept. the lore of where you’d need pink camo to survive the wilderness under cover. I want to go to there.
I’m not really thought of as an outdoorsy guy but the truth is I have been outdoors many times and really liked it
didn’t think I was even that high until I met buzz aldrin in the mirror just now
I like my <plural noun> like I like my <noun>. <adjective>, <adjective>, and <adjective>.
(I am tired today so this is a DIY tweet)
Gen Z: I hate my boss
Millennial: me too but instead of posting it on social media I slowly let the air out of his tires like a well adjusted grown up
*nervous sweating* I’m going to go to the bathroom, did you want anything?
(Me tryna flirt)
Ha
At times like this, I ask myself “what would Jesus do?” and then I hide in a cave for three days
My friends went out for Vietnamese without me and now I have Phomo.
oh u like me? name 5 meds i take
hot girls be like I know a place and it’s this
Bananas evolved to become a deadly slipping hazard for their greatest predator, the human