People that lick their forefinger after EACH PAGE OF A BOOK, who hurt you?
Art by Pastelkatto
Sneezed so hard I think I pulled an ovary
Them: You’ve changed.
Me: hmm doesn’t sound like something I’d do.
I get that the mirror in my therapist’s office is symbolic for self-reflection.
But why is it on the ceiling?
And why is his couch a water bed?
A time capsule but it’s just the back of the fridge
When walking by the school’s lost and found area dads can’t stop themselves from saying “you wanna go shopping, get a new coat?”
Eggs are a healthy breakfast, which is why I don’t feel guilty eating cage free Reese’s ones.
Jack Black is trending? Hey if it’s 1998 again maybe I can fix some mistakes
Get in loser we’re going crying
Sorry, I can’t be the bigger person. I’m the size of the average 4th grader.
She just wanted a better look at her surroundings
I either need to win the lottery or get bitten by a vampire and gain the power of the night. But preferably the lottery.
they should invent a device that lets other people comprehend how stupid I know them to be
Wait a minute
