Scenes around 10 Downing Street tonight 😅 Congratulations England, richly deserved 👏🏽🏆 #PAKvENG #T20WorldCupFinal
I’m 20, my face is 18, my voice is 16, my back is 60 🥲.
Kevin Hart 🤣🤣🤣
I am doomed ! My eight year god daughter borrowed my beard trimmers and removed her long blonde hair whilst I was making custard. Her parents do not pick her up until tomorrow lunch time. She is happy as Larry, actually looks good with a crew cut. I am doomed
I used to tell a joke about Lot’s wife. Looking back, it wasn’t a great idea.
German shepherd? I think we adopted a kangaroo.
Christmas needs to slow tf down I only got 8 dollars
absolutely not
Risking my life for fun.
in the mid 20s liminal space where if u entertain dinner guests half the people r gonna bring a $30 bottle of natural wine and beautiful salad the other half are going to bring themselves and the largest bag of flamin hot cheetos u have ever seen
I wanna show you the world but your mom wants you back at 10 😭
Y’all will never guess what her husband bought her. I’m hollering!!
dogs can find happiness so easily
My Mexican dad before we went to go see Wakanda Forever: so Namor, it means like “no love?” Is that part of his character?
Me: no dad, that’s just been the character’s name since 1939.
Namor in the movie: so I took that as my name, “Namor,” the child without love!
My dad:
