“Lunchables” is a good name because it doesn’t make any grandiose claims: “This is able to be eaten as lunch.”
spicy snake
I thought she was the one until I saw her make hot chocolate with water.
No matter how cold it is, someone is sleeping with the fan on.
That curb wasn’t there until I hit it.
If by cleaning the house you mean did I light a scented candle then yes I cleaned the house
can’t stop reading about defunct consumer brands
me: [has anything]
my cat: were you going to sit on the rest of that
Trying to support my wife’s fitness goals without coming across as ‘too’ supportive. “I’ll watch the kids if you wanna run on the treadmill. Not saying you need to…like only if you want to. Or do something different with that time cuz you’re perfect.”
kids today are missing out of the pre-streaming era, where your childhood was at least partially defined by some semi-obscure movie your family just happened to own on tape and you watched several dozen times
Dane Cook: I’m dating a 23 year old
Leonardo DiCaprio: hold my beer
Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend: I can’t
So HR says it’s “unacceptable” to bring my lunch in a bottle and that vodka “isn’t soup”