I took my sandwich out of the bag and I saw THIS! I went back and spoke with the manager an demanded an explanation. He looked confused, so I pointed at the writing and asked why someone felt the need to write it. He answered, “because you ordered a BLT with cheese?”🙈
Years after finishing high school I now know the true importance of punctuation signs
They are for making cute smiley faces
(^_^)/
Do emojis hide????
I can’t find an emoji I know is suppose to be there on the keyboard… Where is it?
(meanwhile someone thinks am typing paragraphs yet just looking for the one emoji 🙈)
Jesus probably figured things out when everyone kept calling it the Last Supper.
Can we all just agree that fries are really just nude poutine?
If I had an out of body experience I would probably just use the time to scratch my own back.
It has been 3 years since Monday.
A confidential source has informed me that the earth is gonna hatch
Dad (92): Please don’t put that <item> there.
Me: Okay. Where would you like me to put it?
Dad: Anywhere you like.
Me: (moves item)
Dad: Not THERE.
are you comfortable? perfect, your kid needs something
It’s like my dad always used to say, “Don’t go around acting like the Village idiot.”
I’m exhausted from imagining a clean house all day.