i thought i was gonna watch the craziest cooking show in history
The most precious boy
People talking about Gen X being angry about having to buy music when half our collection was downloaded for free from Napster.
pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding” so in a way we are all pesto
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Today on a tram, I told the driver that I loved Puerto Rico and he told me he shot two people who were breaking into his house there after hurricane Maria and left the island to evade charges and why does this stuff happen to me
if a baby cow is a calf then a baby horse should be a half ok thank you i won’t be fielding anymore questions at this time.
every time i talk it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak
“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research thanks
I’ve never undergone actual physical torture but yesterday I was on a Teams call with someone who said “yep, yep” about two dozen times.
Never share a secret with a clock.
Because Time will tell.