I’m new to running outside and still learning the benefits, like for example when it rains you don’t have to do it.
What do you mean you can’t tell what mood they’re in by how loud they clean the kitchen?
Don’t worry if you haven’t disappointed anyone today, I’ve disappointed enough people for both of us.
Sometimes I see people posting astrology memes and go: “Is that what you think you’re like???”
Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe
First time seeing these brilliant print ads for Scrabble today. Published in Ukraine in August 2014 by ad agency Twiga.
Buddhist monks often spend decades searching for nirvana but that’s only because they don’t know how to block someone.
That awkward moment when the poltergeist in the TV calls you by the wrong name.
Spring love is in the air!
*sprays repellent*
“Make good choices,” I say to myself, as I choose a small plate to make a towering pile of nachos on, instead of a large plate.
My baby girl and I like to play a game called poop or toot. She makes a face and I get to sniff her diaper. There are no winners.
Felt like crap, so I drank an energy drink. Now I’m talking really fast and cleaning things I didn’t even know I owned.
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own food choices.
Bookternity leave should be a thing. Like maternity leave but for when you have new books to read
My toxic trait is that I answer “spam likely” calls, because maybe I can fix them.