cigarette breaks used to be a great excuse to step away when I felt overwhelmed in social settings until I quit. now I try to get some space and people are like WHERE ARE YOU GOING and I’m like idk I just like to be away from you more often than this
mission: save the cat
obstacles: the cat
😭😭😭
This guy in CVS was FaceTime with his girl and she trying to direct him on what pads to get. He was so lost. I heard what she asked for and put it in the phone camera and she says “thank you girl” without even seeing my face 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m so glad the internet is like this now.
[noticing the food the other guests brought to the party are halloween themed] this spinach artichoke dip is haunted
We don’t deserve birds.
Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?
“MOOOOOOMMM!!!”
having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. like imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head
Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end
