😭😭😭
This guy in CVS was FaceTime with his girl and she trying to direct him on what pads to get. He was so lost. I heard what she asked for and put it in the phone camera and she says “thank you girl” without even seeing my face 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m so glad the internet is like this now.
[noticing the food the other guests brought to the party are halloween themed] this spinach artichoke dip is haunted
We don’t deserve birds.
Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?
“MOOOOOOMMM!!!”
having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. like imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head
Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end
whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape…….incompetent legend. i wish we could hang out
Apparrotly you can drop the names of birds into the start of sentences and people won’t even notice