Everyone’s AVI – Sorry. This is the absolute best I can look. I’m actually suspended upside down in this shot and I rented a wind machine.
people who do mutinies should be called mutants
i don’t really hate you but if you were falling off a cliff
i would be waving good bye
Strange
Walking up the lighthouse stairs can be a very towerful experience.
Come back after dark. Bring your friends
the metric system will never catch on here because too many Americans are into feet
7-year-old: I jumped in a puddle and almost drowned!
Me: You’re exaggerating.
7: It was in that puddle you always complain about.
Okay, it might have been deep enough.
Kid packed for a 3 day trip to his grandparents with 1 t-shirt, 1 pair of underwear, and 7 pairs of socks. I have a few questions
My husband just asked this southern 8 ball if I loved him. It said “bless your heart” 😆
Car Salesman: If you buy this car, you’ll save $2000.
Me: I’ll save $20000 by not buying it.
The best time of day for a prostate examination is 6:30 because both hands are at the bottom.
Screw an edit button I want people to know immediately when I block them
So 4:38 pm is a good time to realize your shorts have been unzipped all day.
deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring