– For this evening’s dessert, Hercule Poirot will drone on and on about something until you emit a loud shriek.
– Ooh, Belgian waffles and I scream!
my favorite maggie smith movie will always be hook, which she played at 56 years old but the makeup was so good it confused an entire generation of people when she just kept looking the same or better for the next 3 decades
Save money by sending the same unopened applesauce cup in your kid’s lunch all week, follow me for more financial tips
Relax. Luxuriate rebelliously.
Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.
People who think all witches are women and all doctors are men must be really confused by witch doctors
i thought i was gonna watch the craziest cooking show in history
People talking about Gen X being angry about having to buy music when half our collection was downloaded for free from Napster.
pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding” so in a way we are all pesto
