pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding” so in a way we are all pesto
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Today on a tram, I told the driver that I loved Puerto Rico and he told me he shot two people who were breaking into his house there after hurricane Maria and left the island to evade charges and why does this stuff happen to me
if a baby cow is a calf then a baby horse should be a half ok thank you i won’t be fielding anymore questions at this time.
every time i talk it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak
“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research thanks
I’ve never undergone actual physical torture but yesterday I was on a Teams call with someone who said “yep, yep” about two dozen times.
Never share a secret with a clock.
Because Time will tell.
If we aint learned anything else this month. If there’s someone special in your life, tell them you love them, because you never know when the feds are going to indict them and execute a search warrant on their home.
My husband got rid of a big spider from the bedroom window using a pair of boxer shorts the other night. He waved them out of the window to shake the spider off. It was late at night and he wondered if this might be considered a sign for certain people.
I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door bc I’m not a liar.
Waking up a teen for school:
1st try: Time to wake up.
3rd try: Please get up.
10th try: GET UP NOW!Teen: Why are you yelling?
Fun Things
