I never met a cheese I didn’t like.
We DNA tested our dog and it turns out he killed a guy in Toledo in ‘79
Baby rabbits🐰 look like wise old Kung Fu masters.
Good news
When I laugh on my period
Me at 15: who wouldn’t want immortality, I want to live forever!
Me at 35: oh
I ain’t never seen a alligator so happy to be getting a toothbrush bath 😭
If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.
I told y’all leave these retail workers alone with the TikTok pranks 😭
angel: whatcha making?
god: *sharpening a fly* bee
😆this is so true
I returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.
I had to explain to my 5yo that he’s not allowed to “kaboom” the baby