Animal poetry
The expression “you catch more bees with honey” also could imply that you may get stung by said bees.
I saw you checking me out.
Cashier: Literally my job, sir.
Toh the desire to sin is so great 😜😂😄🤣🤷😜
Just violently swatted an almond with a flip flop if anyone needs a hero
My therapist thinks I should keep coming in for at least one more washer & dryer
Kids be like don’t worry I aimed for the rug so I wouldn’t get your bowl dirty
Has anyone seen my gender reveal balloon?
dating after 40 is like riding a bike uphill through a blazing inferno with flat tires.
RIP Medusa you would’ve hated selfies.
Interior design 👌
