favorite tropes as memes
Once upon a time, a woman kissed a frog and found a prince.
*I whisper to myself, filling out another application at the cat shelter*
Glad I hooked up a subwoofer so the kids can watch TikTok compilations on YouTube with bass that frightens the cat.
Please stay out of the flood waters. They are busy and don’t have time for your bullshit.
If I took every USB cable I’ve ever owned and strung them end-to-end, I’d have a cable 34 miles long that I still couldn’t find when I needed it.
My weight? That’s on a need to know basis and I don’t need to know!
Why did Kermit The Frogs name feel the need to clarify he was a frog?
Ran in the store to get something healthy for breakfast
I got to tell you that this peanut butter, chocolate iced donut is delicious
Engraved on my tombstone:
No matter how the ground shakes
or what you hear,
please do not dig me up.Especially at night.
I just volunteered to take 7 teens on a fishing trip. Who am I, and what does one fish for, besides compliments?
Um … Hot Wings please
We’re all searching for that magical connection & mine came in the form of a chicken wing.
I’m not a 6. I’m two 3s in a trench coat.
No one:
Me trying to remember the person’s name I just met as they’re still talking:
Who needs an Air Fryer?