Do I want to join the Illuminati, bot?
I AM the Illuminati.
Based on the incessant amount of times the song is sung in our house we are definitely talking about Bruno.
*pronounces ‘comb’ like ‘tomb’ eleven times during interview at Supercuts.
Well of course the supermassive black hole that will eventually annihilate our galaxy is a Sagittarius.
Me looking a movie I hated up on Rotten Tomatoes to make sure other people hated it too
Your mom when the street lights been on 6 minutes and you’re not home yet.
me: *finally catching up financially*
the brakes on my car: hehe
My brother just sent me his Christmas wishlist, there’s a ham on it, only a ham.
#WhenIMisspelled ya know.
“Funerals are for the living”? Dude you’re doing it wrong
We can say “winter is coming” in a normal way again, right? Like it’s been long enough?
I never go where I’m not wanted, unless you’re serving cake. If you’re serving cake I’ll be there either way.
He obviously thinks I’m some kind of maritime explorer, like calm down Magellan
amateur: taco tuesday
pro: taco everyday
Her: I’m a meteorologist and study weather
Me:
Her:
Me: you study whether what?