i spent way too long on this
nature’s most graceful animal
asked my bf how work was today
Yes, for the fifth time, I can hear you on this Zoom call! even though I don’t wanna!
In one class I have a Bella, an Ella, an Eli and an Ellie. Say those names quickly three times in a row and Bloody Mary appears to steal your freshly sharpened pencils.
My brain: “safe place” or “safe spot”
My mouth: safe splot
i’m gonna start paying to get trapped in an escape room just for an hour of alone time
Formaldehyde implies the existence of casualdehyde.
Forget roses, lay her down on a bed of cheeseburgers.
Look,if they showed up and watched the entire Super Bowl and had a good time with everyone.Then washed the dishes,cleaned up, did the laundry, washed your car and cooked dinner afterwards then you just might have found Valentine material!
*first time at a Michelin restaurant*
Me: “One order of tires, please.”