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Making a password as a teen: dolphinsarecool
Making a password as an adult: Dolphinsarecool!2
*Negative people trying to ruin my mood
*Me
Oh, you don’t have a Valentine for Valentine’s Day? I didn’t have a groundhog for Groundhog Day.
Did you even think about that??
I have snuck past my husband’s work video meetings enough times to know I would make a terrible ninja.
I date men who have their life path laid out firmly and never waver.
Sure, their path is psycho or socio, but consistency is admirable.
I think I’m a good looking guy from a distance.
As long as that distance is 300 miles.
Netflix needs a notification that says ‘Do you want to watch something or not?’ for when couples are taking too long to decide
Me: don’t ever speak like that to me again
Alarm clock: *continues to beep*
[coming back into house from grocery store]
Me: thanks for coming with me!
7: I didn’t really have a choice.
Me: but it was nice, right?
5: we can’t stay home alone.
Apparently you can’t complain to the restaurant staff about the loud kids when they are yours.
[Shipwreck Diary]
Day 29: worried I’m losing track of time
Day 4: nope. I’m fine
