Who are the people getting up and scanning QR codes off the TV??
Starting to consider a run for political office. Not because I want to do anything, but I’m curious what sort of shit they dig up on me. Would be nice for someone to piece together my 20s.
I bought the off-brand toilet cleaner. I don’t think my toilets can taste the difference.
I never had children but I still get to watch my dogs find clever ways to avoid eating broccoli.
When I say I learnt it on the streets… Just know i’m paying respect to Big Bird and that counting vampire guy
It’s me against the world! That’s how gravity works
You know you are old when you say “I’m old” and nobody wants to object to it.
I tried some new stretches, and now I’ve been stuck on the floor for 23 minutes.
Only the dog is happy about this.
Being married means never admitting you were the last one to see the item that is now lost.
Thinking about crashing people’s romantic dinner and screaming “Who is she?”
Has anyone tried sacrificing a billionaire to the old gods?
Mark Strong is Stanley Tucci’s dark twin and we don’t even talk about it.
wtf is this choreography 😭😭😭