Ever wonder what it’s like to work with the public?
We have completed this week’s homework and can sum the whole experience up by saying that I’d have preferred to have done a week’s worth of washing instead. Twice.
When the lady at the hardware store pointed down and told me my caulk was hanging out, I nearly had a heart attack!
You know your kid is Canadian when she’s watching football and asks why no one is skating
Pot warmers of the day.
I’m not drunk, I was driving erratically because I had to rescue the cheese that was melting off my Egg McMuffin
my grandma has declared she is “93 and over it” and no one has the heart to tell her she is actually 102
How your email finds me
Idk if anyone else has experienced this but I don’t like when things negatively affect me
remember when the fbi would threaten you at the beginning of every vhs tape, that was pretty cool
no, archaeologists cannot determine a person’s sex purely from their skeleton. but they CAN determine if you regularly shot an english longbow, which is much more important.
The list of things that give me heartburn is trending towards everything.
Mad Max Arctic Road
My glasses are dirty but I don’t want to move from the couch so I guess TV’s blurry from now on
Her: Could you dim the lights?
Me: [thinking it’s sexy time] Oh yeah.
Her: Thank you. *begins slide show* The title of this presentation is “Things About You That Need Improving.” Please save your questions for the end.