the $25 stuffed animal gets me every time
One thing I’m really good at is turning $1500 into $4.72
Groot is a tree but he doesn’t have roots. They should just call him G.
im awake if anyone wants to go on a cute forest hike and feed me to a bear
buy a fitted sheet one size bigger than your mattress and start living your life
wanted to know why i’ve been napping so often lately so i consulted webmd….. it’s not looking good, guys 😔
BREAKING: I am a medical miracle
If you or someone you love have gone to work today, you may be entitled compensation.
Taking a break from my mental health so I can focus on Twitter
In what room do you guys hang the portrait of yourself as a centaur? I was thinking kitchen. The bedroom is kinda cliche
is this how new cars are made??
I believe this to be the best photograph of a dog ever taken in human history.
I’ll do anything for you as long as I don’t have to get out of this chair.