The new Call of Duty physics got us distracted… 😅
i be like “i’m fine” then shake my leg 200mph
The fact that dudes go on a diet but they call it “biohacking” is so funny to me.
Like if men started knitting they would call it “hyper threading” or “powertangling” or some shit
Remembering this really good dating app interaction from Portugal
me when someone doesn’t believe me and they google it and see I’m right
When your workplace is in chaos but your shift ended 6 seconds ago
Volkswagen Italy, please never change your Instagram handle.
Mom: “Don’t wind the dog up”
Me:
Meow
You don’t scare me, you’re not my trimmer with the bent teeth that someone dropped
Today (Sept. 17) is international Batman day!
#BatmanDay #webcomic #Weird
I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.
I have accidentally eaten the lil paper flag on the Hershey’s kiss more times than I’m comfortable with this holiday season
Me: Good morning. Allow me to sprinkle some positivity on this gloomy Monday morning.
HR: You can’t just throw glitter at people.