This kid is going places
I know I’m old and exhausted when the “Top 10 Bars To Visit In Your Town” sounds like far too much work because I have a fridge, a bag of ice and a bottle of gin.
“Hardly ever used. Ex husband was busy riding other things.” 👀
Everyone is worried that technology will corrupt our youth, but I had unrestricted access to the internet and cable tv as a kid and I turned out absolutely awful.
My husband said we need to have an important talk, and guess what it was about? Time Travel. 👍🤣❤️
Cat is stressing him out.
I also bought this ice cream today, partially because I wanted ice cream and partially because it made me laugh.
Unchained Melody, but I have no idea how she got loose.
my nickname in college
Like sure, yes. Encouraging independent play is good for a kid’s development but like…these people sound like they just want to leave their babies in the wilderness for the wolves to raise
I just want there to be food without me having to cook or clean or pay. Is that really too much to ask?
You know I’m all about that bass,
‘Bout that bass…
(Over the Ouija board)
-Wheeere have you plaaaced your hoodiees..
Got a plant that apparently likes a “partially shady area” so I’m planting it in an Italian restaurant in New York
Please stop bullying people into watching TV shows where you just have to make it through the first 3 seasons before it starts getting good.