computer: enter new password
me: munster
computer: password must be stronger
me: limburger
computer: stronger
me: Jake Paul
computer: stronger
me: AxeBodySpray
computer: password is too strong
Psychic: Bruce Willis was dead the entire time! I did not see that coming at all.
Me: I’d like my money back.
*me struggling with life*
I guess I should start watching a new show.
Why do people brag about having tall kids, like relax dude all you did was have sex
Put this video in the Louvre
I completely forgot that the social media manager for Kitchen Nightmares has completely lost it.
i feel like nothing is gonna happen to twitter idk i just always felt like this app would be here surviving at the end of the world like a cockroach
One day you’re young and carefree and the next your husband says something like “the bowl can’t be hotter than the soup” and you’re trying to figure out when this old man moved into your home.
My toddler got me up at 4:30am because “Eeyore said it’s morning” Stupid donkey ruining my life
Took my son to see Spider-Man this weekend and he cried because I wouldn’t let him wear his costume because it was too cold. Plus, it was my turn.
I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.
not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.
If you pregnant, dont swallow bubblegum….. it stick to ya baby hair….
me talking to family:
▶🔘──────── 00:02me talking to friends:
▶ 🔘──────── 00:06me going through the Wiki pages for the Netflix ‘Popples’ series & live action Flintstones movies:
▶ 🔘──────── 1:54:28