If Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson returned to wrestling to fight Sammy ‘The Scissors’ Nelson would it appear on paper view?
If you’re ever chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, over a little seesaw and through a hoop of fire.
They’re trained for that.
All spots are cat’s spot. This was clearly established in the Supreme Court case of Fits v. Sits.
I don’t know what to do
is it earth
*putting all my eggs in one basket and singing about it” carry yolky
Lost about 3 pounds in the last 10 mins
(shaved my back and shoulders)
Don’t mistake my habit to look down, as modesty.I have a long history of tripping on the most ridiculous things
Every work call, he judges.
guy: [drinking a coke]
me, hungover from a 3-day drug and alcohol-fueked bender: can’t believe he’s putting that garbage in his body
The problem with baking cinnamon rolls is that you will eat them all in one go
Neo is 57-years-old he’s definitely taking the blue pills.
The problem with honey is that I could be in a hazmat suit watching a show about someone in Australia just looking at a jar of it and it would still wind up all over me.
You can’t satisfy me in bed,
you’re not 7 pillows.
Last time I went trick or treating, a high school bully stole my candy. Later I heard he spent 10yrs in prison which is totally unbelievable because I didn’t press charges.