i love modern commerce
If pigeons and chickens made a tribe would the be called the coo clucks clan ?🤔
I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.
Hogwarts – a magical school or a pig venereal disease? Inquiring minds wanna know
My kid is really into Animorphs, so I think he is going to love whatever The Human Centipede is.
Hate the weather? Wait 5 minutes. It’s Ohio.
Where you can experience every season within 24 hours.
You see when you ask for nudes specificity is key. I have a whole camera roll of sphinx cats and I’m not afraid to use it.
Pushed a 15 year old dog in a stroller and not once did she ask for Cheerios or a juice box.
mercenary: do you want this schrödinger guy dead or alive?
cat: *narrows eyes* yes
Percentage of men in the world with blue eyes: 8%
Percentage of men in romance books with blue eyes: 99.9%
telling all stories about twitter 2.0
#RIPTwitter #TwitterMigration #twitter2.0 #TwitterIsDead
Kids today: Find out school is cancelled via text
Me: Had to wake up at 5 a.m. and watch the bottom of the tv screen like the NFL Draft