I came, I saw, I got allergies
~ Julius Sneezer
Accidentally cut down a telephone pole for firewood again
Doesn’t it alarm some of you that when ya leave the house a flock of crows follows everywhere you go.
Honestly, the food pyramid seems pretty well balanced no matter what food goes on top.
Today I did a task I have been dreading for about a month, it took 30 minutes and it was fine.
…. I have learned nothing.
I need to get organized and plan ahead
*starts thawing the thanksgiving turkey
I don’t have 2.5lb weights at home so I have to use two bottles of wine for my physio exercises.
Oh no Facebook user numbers are down for the first time ever. At this difficult time our thoughts are obviously with Mark Zuckerberg. Those thoughts are:
1. Ha
2. Ha
3. Ha
Mashed potatoes with the skin still on them was invented by a tired person who was peeling potatoes and eventually said screw it.
*adds alone time to my Amazon wishlist*
I was shopping the Netherlands Amazon site and the shopping cart is called the “winklewagen” and now I can’t stop thinking about that.
Martha Stewart: Good wrapping should only require three pieces of tape
Pivo: Bad wrapping can also only use three pieces of tape
shoutout to sookie stackhouse. she resisted eric northman for 3 seasons whereas i would have had my neck exposed, ready to be sucked like a capri sun as soon as he looked my way
“It’s just me, my board, and my iron, catching some sweet sweet wrinkles.”
hot peppers: if you chop me up i’ll cover your hands with pain oil.
me: no problem i’ll just wash them.
hot peppers: [chuckling] oh yeah good luck with that.