I have fired anyone at the company who has asked about the loud crying coming from my office
Can someone please explain to me how we got to this point in Indian dramas?
How dare you with another bird…😏😂🦜
According to the conductor, the train I’m currently on is going backwards to the previous station to “get a running start” up a hill, which feels like an idea I’d have if I was in charge of a train.
at its core, Harry Potter is a beautiful story about the value of having a hot mom
oh my gosh!!
BOSS: you’re an hour late
GUY WHO’S ABOUT TO INVENT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME: oh you haven’t heard?
beware of dog
(jukin media)
dishonorable discharge? you mean a yeast infection
Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, “What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is.”
And my stove is left blinking and screaming, “IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY’RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!”
twitter users today:
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas (I have dandruff)