Every so often, someone in the know has a momentary lapse in judgment, and you get a glimpse of what geopolitics in the 21st century is actually like.
This is one of the most illuminating tweets ever in that regard:
@owenbroadcast Sometimes I’ll go to small towns and just stand there in a flannel shirt just in case I’m in a Hallmark movie
@PawAndPups @SussexDetective Lol reminds me of this 👇🏾
based al yankovic
8-year-old: *shows me the sample of her school picture*
Me: Why do you look so angry?
8: I was getting my picture taken.
I hate it when I’m having a relaxing shower & the mall security guard screams “Get out of the water fountain” & “Put your clothes back on”.
Y’all answering phones calls while on the toilet need Jesus
My wife wants me to stay on twitter because she doesn’t want me to tell her 10 jokes a day.
turned my music down and some guy in traffic yelled out THANK YOU
when the author kills off your favorite character 😭😭😭
Handing out one tic tac each this Halloween so that children can learn that life is full of little disapointments
Nicknamed my newly crawling baby Roomba, for the obvious reasons
Ok, I’ve joined #Mastodon but also this
Why are they called “nuns” when chickmonks was sitting right there?