It’s so weird that we’ve only have one American president named after a cartoon cat.
The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.
Phew. After THAT lunch I won’t need afternoon tea haha just kidding pass me that lasagna.
Got very excited when I saw that Mastodon was trending. Was quite disappointed to discover that it had nothing to do with prehistoric animals.
If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.
So I taught myself how to juggle chainsaws from a YouTube video and let’s just say this took me twenty minutes to type out one handed
My best friend just sent me a picture she saw on Facebook and I was all like,”is this the new school board?” And she was like, “um, isn’t that your son and the mock trial team?”
Anyway, I’m a REALLY GREAT mom.
wishing you and yours all the best
self doubt: should I be this obsessed with lord of the rings
elf doubt: why didn’t rivendell share its prosperity with the rest of the races
Yeah yeah that virtual reality stuff is all fun & games til your flailing teen accidentally takes out a light fixture.
#DidYouKnow?
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “son you know one card would have been enough” . 😂🤣
You want me to eat this Caesar salad with this fork and knife you provided? You know what they did to Caesar with a knife?
Maybe the environment should adapt to accommodate our negligence did it ever think about that
Killing Eve is trending and I thought we had a new holiday.
“Hi, I’m Lucky, this is Bandit, and this is Shadow.”
– if people were named like pets