you dare??? even think??? of taking Jigglypuff’s Stick??
Me: Can I please be 7? It’s my lucky number.
Policeman: Get in the damn line up.
Kids: We’re hungry!
Me: You’re in luck. I have just the thing.
The thing:
Going back in time, y’all need anything?
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a wood chipper, rented under a fake name.
I set my alarm extra early so I have enough time to lay in bed & be angry about having to wake up
Them: Anytime my friend!
Me: Ok, get your calendar out, I’m going to block out some times
ROBIN: sorry batman I put a huge dent in the batmobile
HARVEY: *from passenger seat* wow i’m on a diet ok
*i maintain solid eye contact with my boss, who is in the process of firing me for eating on the job, as i slowly pull out a chalupa from my coat pocket & begin eating it*
5 things I hate:
-complainers
-list makers
-hypocrites
-people who don’t finish what they start
went to a dinner last night and we are struggling
Sometimes I see an account celebrating big milestone after only 6 months on Twitter then I notice all their tweets are stolen and I get pissed that none of them are mine. Rude.
*gasps*
Ohhh sour Jesus.
The Real Housewives franchise would be better if the season troublemaker got thrown in a volcano
Aight bet
