i could never be hannah montana because i would take one hit of a joint at a party, turn to the person closest to me, and immediately go “i neeeeeeed to tell u something”
Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.
Heck of a week to be a 50-year-old journalist working with people in their 20s when the news has been about pagers and now Tupperware.
Reset password
‘SevenDays’
Your password is week
Saw this yesterday lol
These are so Plastic Man-core
ok but what if they had media literacy
(this was funnier in my head)
How do I get a job writing these texts
A little girl in my class asked me if I like her more than cupcakes and now she won’t stop crying.
me: this is my horse, mayo
friend: why did you call him that?
mayo: [neighs]
“The future is yours!”
Me: [Looking around] No thank you.
Him: I hate how things ended. Don’t be mad at me.
Me: I’m not mad. About that or anything.
Him: Good! I didn’t want you thinking I was an asshole.
Me: No, I haven’t been thinking about you at all really.
Him: Ok, well, somehow that’s worse but thanks.