I can’t help but get a little offended whenever my computer suddenly decides to ask me to prove who I am. Oh really, you need a password now, after everything we’ve googled together…
neighbor complimenting my jack-o-lantern: wow is that hand carved?
me: *wiggling my fingers* haha no it’s real.
This is my favorite one of these!
I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.
Every workplace has a hard worker like this! 🤣🤣
Well, it took 29 years, but I finally watched the original Jurassic Park, a cautionary tale about understaffing your engineering department and letting people push code directly to prod.
360-degree action cams finally finding a valid use case
my boyfriend told me he would not love if I were a worm. Which wouldn’t bother me except for the fact that I didn’t ask
I really like the word aesthetic, it’s so pleasant on the eye. I wonder if there’s a word to describe that.
“I don’t care about ‘marketing’. It’s the family name so that’s what we’re calling it.”
Me: I need a new jar of thyme
Teenage son: it’s called an hourglass
He is ready
#meowed #TheMeowedClub
I saw a sign that said save the earth it’s the only planet that has tacos and I thought that’s so dumb how do they know other planets don’t have tacos?
ok but legally you have to tell me if you’re a meth lab
“What are you doing, Merlin?”
“He said he was cold.”