imagine asking a blind girl out in braille & she leave you on felt
Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.
mr sandman / bring me some beans
(bum bum bum bum)
I’ll take some refried, lima, pinto, or green
i could never be hannah montana because i would take one hit of a joint at a party, turn to the person closest to me, and immediately go “i neeeeeeed to tell u something”
Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.
Heck of a week to be a 50-year-old journalist working with people in their 20s when the news has been about pagers and now Tupperware.
Reset password
‘SevenDays’
Your password is week
Saw this yesterday lol
These are so Plastic Man-core
ok but what if they had media literacy
(this was funnier in my head)
How do I get a job writing these texts
A little girl in my class asked me if I like her more than cupcakes and now she won’t stop crying.
