I took the PBJ out a couple of times, but things got stale, my relationship with the milk soured quickly, and I wouldn’t really call what that bagel and I did “dating.”
Props to just stopping in the middle of the grocery aisle. Personally never tried it, but it seems big.
Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname
This week, we’re celebrating International No Wi-Fi Day! 📴✨
#WawawiwaComics
I just squealed when I saw my daughter brought home 2 lost water bottles from school. This is my life now.
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Leaving an open jar of mayo on my desk in case anyone needs a hit
me to God
Wolf: [in sheep’s clothing] let me in
Pig: nope
Wolf: [walking away] this costume sucks
