Some Very British Problems with that tedious consequence of moving house: unpacking.
Facebook is a minefield of mums saying “Can’t believe this handsome boy is starting year 1!” with pictures like this
This is the cutest stalk I’ve ever seen. The ear scratching is just the best 😂
in the 90s the internet used to scream at you when you tried to enter and they should never have taken that warning away
deleting dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (riding an unsinkable luxury ship right into an iceberg)
Blew out my flip flop…
Sometimes when my kids are following me around the grocery store, I walk in circles around things to test their loyalty.
courtroom exchange of the day
I think my favorite sammich is ice cream
“Drat!” Annie felt the unwelcome creep of human emotion intrude upon her sensible agenda.
what’s more important?
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would pick alive almost every time that way they can split the check
Wouldn’t be mad at all if I found this instead of staples
creepiest cooking vid i’ve ever seen
Officer: I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Man: No wait! I can explain everything!