Heck of a week to be a 50-year-old journalist working with people in their 20s when the news has been about pagers and now Tupperware.
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Saw this yesterday lol
These are so Plastic Man-core
ok but what if they had media literacy
(this was funnier in my head)
How do I get a job writing these texts
A little girl in my class asked me if I like her more than cupcakes and now she won’t stop crying.
me: this is my horse, mayo
friend: why did you call him that?
mayo: [neighs]
“The future is yours!”
Me: [Looking around] No thank you.
Him: I hate how things ended. Don’t be mad at me.
Me: I’m not mad. About that or anything.
Him: Good! I didn’t want you thinking I was an asshole.
Me: No, I haven’t been thinking about you at all really.
Him: Ok, well, somehow that’s worse but thanks.
my only contribution to the “parental sleep deprivation isn’t that bad” discourse is that I have averaged less than 5 hours of sleep per night my entire life due to a gene mutation and my parents both deserve medals for not simply putting me in the garbage
