Put this video in the Louvre
I completely forgot that the social media manager for Kitchen Nightmares has completely lost it.
i feel like nothing is gonna happen to twitter idk i just always felt like this app would be here surviving at the end of the world like a cockroach
One day you’re young and carefree and the next your husband says something like “the bowl can’t be hotter than the soup” and you’re trying to figure out when this old man moved into your home.
My toddler got me up at 4:30am because “Eeyore said it’s morning” Stupid donkey ruining my life
Took my son to see Spider-Man this weekend and he cried because I wouldn’t let him wear his costume because it was too cold. Plus, it was my turn.
I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.
not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.
If you pregnant, dont swallow bubblegum….. it stick to ya baby hair….
me talking to family:
▶🔘──────── 00:02me talking to friends:
▶ 🔘──────── 00:06me going through the Wiki pages for the Netflix ‘Popples’ series & live action Flintstones movies:
▶ 🔘──────── 1:54:28
Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behaviour. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back
I think what finally pushes me over the edge will be the weapons-grade tweeness of one of those ‘[Verb] your [adjective]’ advertising slogans. ‘Find my amazing’? I’m afraid you’ve just made my deranged.
I have to leave in 5 minutes! Better get ready!
*Sits for aonther 10 minutes*
I finally shaved that big toe this morning. Watch out world because I’m comin’ for you now.
STOP KILLING CHEETAHS TO MAKE CHEETOS