If mediums can converse with the dead, imagine what a bunch of larges would do
I was a stay at home kid for the first 12 years of my life. I don’t think I’ll ever financially recover from it
One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.
Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.
Boss: There’s a meeting at 3.
Me: Unsubscribe.
Boss: What?
I’m not sorry.
What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?
boss: why aren’t you getting your work done?
me: [staring at 5 hours of meetings on my calendar today] it’s a hell of a mystery really.
If you’re a company that sells ground pepper a good slogan would be “Sneeze the Day.” This idea is completely free.
cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job
I’m sorry but every time I see the words “Lord Pickles” I think they’re talking about a very fancy cat.
There’s no such thing as Sasquatch
Those are just men who live with shedding cats
this site is so cooked lol
So, this is how my day is going. How about you?
