only kind of dinner drama i approve of
“Do you have a flavor?”
La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”
once again, i have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes
“Square up your hips.”
“Alright.”
“Your elbows need to come up.”
“Is all this really necessary?”
“Have you seen the news?”
“No.”
“They’re coming for us, Sid.”
I have discovered a lipstick which is guaranteed to help with weight loss
It’s called Elmer’s All Purpose Glue Stick
I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂
*looks at recipe prep time: 10 minutes*
*two hours later*
Me: LIAR!
Me: I say it will be $750
Hubs: I say $630
Costco cashier: That’ll be $750.29
Me: Oh ya! I am a Costco genius! Woop woop!
Hubs: Yes, let’s celebrate paying the HIGHER amount
Lmao 😁
why is the debate at night time. let’s get this thing started at 4pm. i don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.
panic blowing on hot n ready pizza while running from heat seeking missile.
So sorry
I beg you to euthanise me
