“Single use consumables are destroying the planet,” I yelled at her as I tossed another condom into the washing machine.
“you’re the biggest narcissist i’ve ever encountered!”
why are you making this about you?
this lady on tiktok shared that her daughter was getting bullied at school so she set up a meeting with the bully’s parents and the bully. the bully’s mum was rude so she beat up the mum and told the kid “i’ll beat up your mum every day until you stop touching my child.” 😭😭😭
I actually enjoy homeschooling my kids. What’s my secret? I’m doing a terrible job.
Discovered my husband thinks the candy is called “whoopers” and I may never recover from this
people that brag about not eating processed foods like, okay??? what are you eating when you’re depressed? a carrot? we’re all dying, grow up and eat a hot dog from the street like the rest of us, pathetic
My husband told me I was overreacting. Then he got to witness me over overreacting.
My 7yo likes to yell, “KEVIN” when she remembers something important she forgot to do.
What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes.
What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.
Welcome to parenthood. You never thought you’d want to fight a 5yo, but here we are.
I should be able to preheat my bed like an oven
same bro
I feel so bad for my cat, he’s sitting by the door crying out for this cat and her baby (that are on the opposite side) The same cat I caught him with the night he snuck out, but sweetheart you have been neutered for a year+ she is lying, that is not your baby
This was a bad idea all around
drake: twenni one, can you do something for meee
21 savage emerging from his pokeball: twenty one