it takes so much energy
I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather but mostly because of the running.
What’s the best registration plate you’ve seen?
my mom decorated the apartments for the cats
Remember in the early days of the internet, when you’d go on chat rooms and it was just a scrolling screen of strangers yelling random things? It’s amazing how much has changed since then
Me: “I’m going to the gym.”
The gym:
Sometimes, I have to remind myself that just because my 13yo is much taller than me doesn’t mean he’s in charge.
It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it
My 3yo said scales measure how fast we are. So anyway, I stepped on our scale and I’m a lot faster than I thought I was.
“I heard this story last time. Do you have anything new?”
-Me, as a therapist.
I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.
“stand up for yourself” girl i have low iron
After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.