THE CAST OF âCATSâ AS MEDIEVAL CAT PAINTINGS: A THREAD
Everyoneâs a gangster until they have to roll forward while sitting in an office chair.
Me: If I take these, will you do that thing I like?
My sinuses: Oh yeah baby, we’ll let you breathe.
me: oh⊠exhibition game
rest of the basketball team: would you PLEASE put some clothes on
Samurai v. Cat ..who will win…đđ
#TuesdayMotivaton
Incorporate the word ‘verily’ into casual conversations so they don’t know what century you’re from
Things will get butter, keep churning
When you write a scene that finally fixes that one plot hole.
huge drama on my block rn. basically my crows got tired of the local squirrels always taking some of the food i leave out. so now, as an act of retaliationâ the crows are going yard to yard, finding the squirrelsâ stashes, & eating everything. squirrels are watching in horror
My house could be 99% tile and my kid would still barf directly onto the rug.
guy inventing constellations: see that square? itâs a fish
it must be school picture day
We were watching a reality show with really annoying people and I said they made me wanna puke and my husband said he wanted to torch the TV and my 13yo was like âjust let them be happyâ and I donât know how we raised a child who doesnât know how to hate watch something properly.
Got that cool new virus rsv and it feels awesome being early on this one. Itâs like doing all your homework on Friday so you donât need to worry the rest of the weekend
what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i donât mean like âthe earth is flatâ type of unpopular opinion, i mean like âI think golden retrievers are annoyingâ unpopular opinion