very rude of my sister to give birth to twins on the same day we think might be my cats birthday. richard鈥檚 spotlight will not be robbed.
Jerry: He offered you a red pill and a blue pill?
George: Two pills, no water
Jerry: No water?
George: No water
Jerry: Cant take a pill without water
George: Never could
Jerry: So what鈥檇 you do?
George: I left. I鈥檓 not choking down a dry pill
Kramer enters in a leather coat
I鈥檝e been laughing for an hour straight
tag yourself, i’m “man in green bird costume”
Now that鈥檚 a Halloween costume! 馃ぉ
That’s a good costume, I hope.
Just a reminder that The Batman is a Halloween movie the same way that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
girls don鈥檛 even dress up for Halloween, they just put a black outfit and choose between devil horns or cat ears
Halloween cuteness.. 馃巸
馃帴 IG: mr.smokey21
The greatest Halloween decoration you鈥檒l ever see
waiting for halloween be like:
STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty – dress slutty every day
I have eaten all the Halloween candy, so this year trick or treaters are getting Taco Bell鈥檚 hot sauce packets
I made popcorn.
Teen smelled popcorn.
I no longer have popcorn.
I can鈥檛 find anything in my job description about being awake