I think polyamory will become a common thing, but not because of a social movement or an influencer. Because of inflation.
A cute guy at work wants to take you to dinner? Fantastic, that saves me like a hundred bucks. Bring back leftovers!
My grandad used to say the only way to gain knowledge was through asking questions. He truly was a whys man.
Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?
Glasses
Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now. 🫶🏽🫶🏽
Thank you 🥹
If you leave your trash cans out all week you’ll always be the first to have them at the curb
*pointing at menu* this is nutrient free right? does this come nutrient free?
if you watch Friday the 13th part 3 backwards, a hockey goalie heals murder victims by walking away from them.
“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” is my favourite song about wanting to slap someone if they did that.
Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial.
They have free will.