TIME TRAVELLER: No
WAITER: You guys ok? Do you need anything?
—How do you care for your mental health?
Me with my best frens:
Holy crap this is wonderful
Ooh I do like a good funnel
A thread of some SAVAGE/DEEPEST REPLIES in “Black Panther”
1.
This took me a second..
Chicks like it when you let out a loud “AWOOGA” when you see her naked
HR says I’m not allowed to build an electric fence around my desk for days I have to go into the office .
I got a haircut and grabbed some
shampoo at the checkout line.Her : “Do you want a bag ?”
Me : “OMG…is the haircut that bad ?”
Her :
Just found out monkey pox is sexually transmitted .. just another win for me
Movie where someone thinks they’re a ghost and the plot twist is they were alive the whole time