Wait for it…
This is *probably* the best villainous hair reveal in cinema history.
Wait for it…
This is *probably* the best villainous hair reveal in cinema history.
Men’s underwear watching them buy more t shirts
Nice try, NASA
I flossed the egg out of my teeth for this?
Honestly people shouldn’t even be allowed to talk until they’re like 35 years old.
idk flipping houses looks really hard
My dog doesn’t even understand what I’m doing when I air guitar solos to metal ballads but she dutifully holds up her lighter.
When you’re British and you need to deliver the sickest burn possible
Me: *lighting candles* don’t mind me, just setting the mood
Her: *backs out of elevator before doors close*
An airbag is just a pillow that punches you in the face
She’s a ten. Keeps me dry when camping, easy to pack up and take wherever – hang on, being told that’s a tent.
Inflation is out of control. Bought a picture today for 1400 words.
I asked my son to take the garbage out and he immediately tried to pick up his brother and boys are fun.
When someone is ignoring your messages..
just text them “I heard something about you”
and then ignore them too😜😜