I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me
This is Teddy. He has been on a Himalayan retreat for the past 6 months and requests to be caught up on the state of the world. 14/10 this could take a while Teddy #SeniorPupSaturday
the zen of frog
someone interviewed me once and i said, “remember blogs and forums in the mid-2000s?” and he said “haha, no i was a baby”
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Family Celebrity
Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you
My neighbors kid has been outside banging on a bucket for over an hour while their dog barks at him ….. I would throw a rock but I’m afraid I’d hit the dog.
Ghosts can’t cut or color their hair; hence they’re supernatural
The scariest pumpkins ever 😵🤣🎃
Mick Jagger and his 8 followers just followed me so I guess it’s my lucky day and this makes 4 Mick Jaggers now the gang’s all here !
Rubbing your own eyes good n hard is awesome, but the thought of someone else doing it for you is horrifying.