Got in the car and my 6yo greeted me with “well, well, well, look who’s here.”
This is the only greeting I’ll be accepting from now on.
Had an Airbus A320 in with some fuselage damage. Benny in maintenance didn’t have the parts, so he had to do a few adjustments and a spot of riveting. The airline will never know.
Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?
That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.
I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me
This is Teddy. He has been on a Himalayan retreat for the past 6 months and requests to be caught up on the state of the world. 14/10 this could take a while Teddy #SeniorPupSaturday
the zen of frog
someone interviewed me once and i said, “remember blogs and forums in the mid-2000s?” and he said “haha, no i was a baby”
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Family Celebrity
Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you
My neighbors kid has been outside banging on a bucket for over an hour while their dog barks at him ….. I would throw a rock but I’m afraid I’d hit the dog.